Chapter 1: Naruto’s Lust
Author/editor’s note: This is a good story in China, I found it interesting so I translated it and remixed it for those with the same mindset to read.
The room was dark and messy, as if it had just been through a small storm. The smell of dampness, old wood, and dust made him frown. His head was pounding, as if someone had been pounding his brain with a pestle all night.
“Damn… Where is this?”
He muttered, but as soon as the words left his mouth, his entire body stiffened. That voice—it didn’t sound like him at all. It wasn’t the familiar deep voice of a grown man, but a hoarse yet energetic voice of a teenager, a little unfamiliar… but strangely, it was also eerily familiar.
“No way…”
He jumped up, staggering to the small mirror against the wall. When his face appeared clearly in the mirror, his whole body felt like it had been slapped in the brain.
A young man with curly blond hair, eyes as blue as the sky, and a weak mustache on his cheekbones…
“Green bean… Naruto?!”
He took a half step back, his hand reached up and pinched his left cheek hard. It hurt.
“Not a dream? Not a dream?!”
The memory of last night still vaguely appeared — a wild drinking party, lots of alcohol, plenty of girls, and yet when I opened my eyes it was… Naruto?
“Oh my god! What kind of joke is this!?”
He held his head, cursing continuously. His eyes scanned the room, quickly stopping at the headband placed at the head of the bed, clearly the symbol of the Leaf Village — Konoha.
Looking at the small but energetic body, he immediately understood the situation. This was the time when Naruto had just graduated from the ninja academy — that is to say… the most miserable period in the entire series, shunned by the villagers, trained like crazy, had no friends, had no real power, and inside him was a nine-tailed fox lurking around, not knowing when it would want to devour his soul.
“Fuck… What kind of bad luck is this? I gave you a body that has a fox disease inside it, and has never been touched by a girl, how can you live?”
He sat down on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands, his face contorted as if he had just lost both his family and his girlfriend. His heart felt like it was on fire, his emotions were in turmoil, he wanted to curse the heavens and the earth, and shout straight into God’s face: “If you send me through this, I’d rather die!”
Just when his mood was at its darkest, a sound rang out in his head, sharp and eerie like the sound of an electronic system bell:
“Nail!”
Right before his eyes, in the midst of the messy dark space, a panel of light slowly appeared, with yellow words flashing:
【System Activation: Dual Cultivation of Lust】
【Requirement: Needs system activation energy】
“Fuck… System?!”
Naruto — no, to be exact, it was him, glaring at the notice board. His eyes flashed with excitement, like a thirsty man in the desert suddenly seeing a jar of strong wine.
“Hahaha! System! It’s really a system! The golden finger of a transmigrator! The heavens really don’t cut off any way out!”
He laughed so hard his mouth was torn, his heart felt like it was about to jump out of his chest. He didn’t have the charm and charm of the original Naruto? It didn’t matter! He didn’t intend to become a saint. He didn’t know anything about ninjutsu or the ninja world? It didn’t matter either! Having a system was enough, he was already powerful!
But the joy didn’t last long as he read the last line:
【Requires energy to start the system…】
The smile on his lips froze.
“Energy… where does it come from? Do I have to do missions and kill people to steal points like in other stories?”
At that moment, like a thunderclap, he suddenly remembered an extremely special existence sleeping inside him…
“The… fox…”
He narrowed his eyes, his face showing an evil look.
“That’s right! Nine-Tails! You damn fox! You’ve been a parasite to Naruto all his life, now it’s my turn to use you as material!”
He immediately shouted in his mind:
“System! Use the Nine-Tails as activation energy!”
At that moment, in the dark sealed space deep within his body, the Nine-Tails was lying there with its eyes half-closed, its entire body covered in lava-red flames, when it suddenly felt a heavy pressure from above crashing down like the sky was collapsing.
“Growl…!? What…!?”
Before it could get up, before it could scream, its entire body was instantly crushed cell by cell, atom by atom by a mysterious force. It only had time to let out a roar filled with rage and panic — then everything turned into bright red smoke, sucked clean by the system as if it were swallowing its soul.
In an instant, the seal was empty, leaving nothing but silence.
But in the real world, he was smiling with satisfaction:
“No more Kyuubi… that’s good! Free from the 24/7 camera inside me! Now I can do whatever I want, fuck whoever I want, and release my semen anywhere, no one can control me!”
At that moment, his whole body shook.
A hot stream of heat shot from his lower abdomen straight down to his lower body. He threw his head back and let out a soft moan as the feeling of excitement surged like waves.
Right between the thighs, the obedient and motionless little brother suddenly seemed to be awakened, constantly twitching, then gradually growing bigger and bigger, like a python awakening after a thousand-year sleep.
The entire dragon pillar was tense, veins protruding, hot as fire, fierce as if just waiting to be inserted deep into some soft secret place and explode.
He groaned softly:
“Fuck… this… is not something a twelve year old can do!”
On the system panel, the following message appears:
【Activated Talent: Dragon Pillar Against the Heavens】
【Effect: Each dual cultivation session will strengthen the body and mind, upgrade the system, make the other party infatuated, absorbing semen will increase appearance, vitality, and become completely loyal to the host】
His mouth curved into an evil smile.
“No need to cultivate… no need to chant… just insert it, take a few sips, fill it up… and it will become stronger?”
He laughed hysterically.
“Alright! I will use this dragon pillar to rule this entire ninja world! Let’s see, who can resist my pleasure?”
…
It was not yet dawn when Naruto woke up, casually putting on a neat t-shirt and simple shorts. He glanced at the original Naruto’s old orange-yellow outfit and smiled faintly.
“That raggedy clothes are fine for that foolish brat to wear, but as for me… I am already a new Naruto, how can I dress so rusticly?”
Hands in his pockets, he stepped out for a walk, head held high and breathing in the fresh morning air. His memories and Naruto’s had now merged into one, but the more he thought about it, the funnier it felt.
“To be exact, I am Naruto. What else does that brat have, besides the multiple shadow clone technique and countless chakra. Ninja knowledge? Really not worth mentioning. In fact, the little knowledge I had before transmigrating was several times more useful!”
He sighed in relief. In return, he had one advantage: Kurama was gone. Without that hateful fox, he wouldn’t be interrupted or tracked when using chakra. And since the Uzumaki clan already had a huge amount of chakra in their bodies, it didn’t matter if they had a tailed beast or not.
“The Nine-Tails was swallowed by the system? That’s no problem. A few years later, it will be revived. Just like the Three-Tails Isobu back then. Rin was stabbed to death by Kakashi, but the Three-Tails still leisurely revived, swimming around in the Hidden Mist Village. These tailed beasts, you can never kill them completely.”
He smiled wickedly, the big picture flashed through his mind: Madara, the Ten-Tails, the Eye of the Moon Plan… he knew them all better than anyone in this world.
“Ha… later on, Madara gathered all nine tailed beasts, thinking he had become a God, but was then tricked by Black Zetsu. In the end, he became the stepping stone for the rabbit mother Kaguya to appear. I have that trick in the palm of my hand.”
His eyes flashed with a lewd light, his wild thoughts gradually expanding.
“If I could pin that rabbit mother Kaguya down on the bed… it would be the perfect thing! The body of a woman born from a divine tree, her temperament is seductive to the bone, both cold and noble. Each collision would be enough to make my dragon pillar explode with excitement, and you? You would definitely tremble like a fallen goddess…”
Suddenly he paused, frowning in thought.
“Wait… Kaguya in the anime was revived after Madara was swallowed by Black Zetsu. But that was only her spirit, her real body… was inside the moon. Oh well… that’s even better! That means the real goddess is still waiting for me in the darkness.”
He laughed, a smile that was half evil and half infatuated, sending shivers down the spines of passersby.
“Then just you wait, mother rabbit. In a few years, you will no longer be the Supreme Goddess, but the woman beneath me. At that time, I will make you moan and tremble, addicted to my semen, obediently lying still to welcome the dragon pillar. Ha ha ha…”
Naruto had already set his first goal. He understood the original work’s progress: graduation was just the first step, in reality, he still had to wait two or three months before dividing into groups and forming teams.
That means he has plenty of time to prepare, to practice and find ways to sow lust in the women he targets.
That morning, he calmly went to the familiar training ground. He looked serious on the outside, but inside he was smiling faintly. He stood under the tree, concentrating his chakra on the soles of his feet, trying to climb up the smooth tree trunk step by step, then jumped down, trying to tread water.
Although the young man’s body was young, the Uzumaki clan’s chakra was abundant, flowing like a flood. As long as he persevered, these tricks weren’t difficult. But his mind wasn’t solely focused on training.
Blue eyes watched, like a predator waiting for its prey to stray. And then he saw…
The girl had light purple hair and a slim figure. Her ninja uniform hugged her soft curves. Her face was shy, her eyes were slightly lowered, and she was blushing as if she was hiding something that she did not dare to reveal.
It’s her!
Hinata Hyuga. The person who later became Naruto’s main wife. But for him, why wait until the distant future? Why go through so many twists and turns?
He licked his lips, the corners of his mouth curved into an evil smile.
“Haha… my dear wife, there’s no need to wait for fate to arrange it. From today on, we can start a little earlier, it doesn’t matter… My dragon pillar is eager to enter your womb, to let you know what true dual cultivation is.”
His eyes flashed with a lustful light, his mind already imagining Hinata under him, her white eyes gradually filled with tears, her mouth moaning and sobbing, begging to be filled.
“Hinata… today you are the first prey.”
In fact, a daring thought flashed through his mind: if it was just to activate the system, he could completely go to a brothel, pick a few prostitutes to play with, enough to accumulate points, enough to level up. But then he immediately dismissed that thought, the corners of his mouth curling up in a contemptuous smile.
“No words… really no words. The system has clearly stated that the more beautiful a woman is, the more important she is to the plot, the higher her evaluation will be, and the greater her reward points will be. If I waste my efforts on some nameless prostitute, wouldn’t that be a loss?”
His eyes flashed with anger, then turned to cruelty.
“Third… that damn old man! He dared to take all the assets that Minato and Kushina left behind, not even giving me a single coin! Now he can’t even go to a brothel without a single penny in his pocket, how humiliating!”
But when he mentioned Kushina’s name, his whole body suddenly shivered, and his lower body immediately tensed up. He took a deep breath, the corners of his mouth curved into a wicked smile, and his eyes flashed with lust.
“Kushina… a fiery beauty, with a fiery temperament, truly a gift from heaven. If one day you are called back by the Impure World Reincarnation… ha ha, at that time, I will personally teach you a lesson. Mother will also enjoy it… this Uzumaki flesh and blood, all of it will groan under my dragon pillar!”
The thought just came to him and made him laugh with glee, his mind already pictured Kushina writhing, eyes red, body trembling, being squeezed to the very end of her womb by him.