– Sometimes it’s the simple things.

– What’s the matter, pumpkin pie?

– By any chance, did the writer fall in… and were they wearing green? It would explain the previous story…

– Fare is fair!

– That’s not how a turducken works.

– He likes his turkey as dry as a martini, but hold the booze and give it to the poor server!

– He likes his cookies like… Wait. Never mind.

– Guess he won’t get a visit from The Great Pumpkin, either.

– Some love it. Some hate it. Some say everything is better with bacon.

– We think it sounds tasty…

– This story of turkey-grabbing mayhem is a favorite for good reason!

 

We give thanks for the things we have, the friends and family we love, and the end of those goofy titles. Now, let’s eat!

 

Tell us your tales of Thanksgiving foods. Does your feast include something unique or different? Feel free to share the recipe, too!