I just read and decided to ask my husband a similar question. 

Me: “Would you trade me for a pet giraffe?”

Husband: “Sounds like a lot of work.”

Me: “So, you’re just keeping me because I’m low-maintenance?”

Husband: “Of course not! I just don’t have space for a giraffe. I would need to get bigger land.”

Me: “Llama?”

Husband: “Do you want a pet llama, [One-Year-Old Son]?”

Son: “Eeh!”

Husband: “Yes. I’ll trade you for a llama.”

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