I’m the handy one. My partner is not.

Me: “Hey! There’s an electric drill on sale!”

Partner: “So?”

Me: “So, it could be helpful when I need to hang things.”

Partner: “It’s not worth it. Don’t buy it.”

Me: “Only if you agree to drill the hole the next time.”

Partner: “Sure. It’s no big deal.”

A few months later, I buy a new coat rack.

Me: “Honey! It’s time to drill!”

Partner: “Okay.”

Ten minutes later:

Partner: “Why… didn’t… I buy… the drill?!”