I’m in bed with my girlfriend, reading Not Always Right, and I learn about an ice cream flavor I’ve never heard of before.

Me: “So, apparently, there’s a Ben & Jerry’s called ‘Netflix and Chill.’”

Girlfriend: “That really doesn’t surprise me.”

Me: “Yeah, I’m definitely looking that up. I wanna know what it is.” 

Girlfriend: “I bet it doesn’t have cherries.”

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