(A friend relayed this story to me. She and her boyfriend have gotten very close over the past three years. This is the conversation she had with him:)

Friend’s Boyfriend: *farts*

Friend: *laughs* “Why does it sound like a question?” *continues laughing*

Friend’s Boyfriend: *confused* “What? What do you mean?”

Friend: *still laughing* “It’s like your butt said, ‘Huh?’ like a question!”

Friend’s Boyfriend: “Well, if my fart is the question, your fart is the answer.”

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