(My wife is very busty. One day, I am drinking tea, and she comes out of the bedroom with just her bra on.)

Wife: “Hey, I got a new bra. I think it’s a push-up, though? What do you think?”

Me: “Well, let’s see.”

(I go over to her, and set my teacup on her breasts. It stays.)

Me: “It might be a push-up. Your boobs aren’t usually this shelf-y.”

Wife: “I’m buying two more of these. This is so handy.”

(She takes my tea and walks away, drinking it.)