A father and his maybe four- or five-year-old son are perusing used cars in the lot.

Me: “Can I help you with anything, sir?”

I realize the father is reading something on his phone as I have approached and is distracted. His son, however, is VERY chatty.

Customer’s Son: “Daddy needs a second car so Mommy doesn’t see Daddy’s special friend!”

The man grabs his son, almost dropping his phone.

Customer: “What did we say about telling that story, Timothy?!”