(I was chatting with a coworker, and she mentioned another coworker of ours has a crush on her.)

Coworker #1: “Nothing against [Coworker #2] as a person, but I could never go out with him. He’s not my type.”

Me: “How do you mean?”

Coworker #1: “You know me. I’m pretty laid-back, and he’s an anal type. I don’t do anal.”

(I knew what she meant, but she paused, and then nearly fainted from trying to restrain her laughter.)

Coworker #1: “God, why did I say it that way?!”