(My husband comes to bed after I’m asleep. I halfway wake up.)

Me: “Did you see the baby mooses?”

Husband: “The what?”

Me: “The baby mooses. They were jumping through the fence.”

Husband: “Do you mean over the fence?”

Me: “No. Through the holes in the fence. And the kittens are riding their backs.”

Husband: “You have some weird dreams.”