(My fiancé and I are cuddling in bed. It is important to note that while he and I have a faithful, monogamous relationship, I frequently cuddle with my best friend who is a guy. My fiancé is completely okay with this.)

Fiancé: *holding me tightly* “Mine!”

Me: “Yes, I’m all yours! But thank you for sharing me with [Friend] for cuddling.”

(My fiancé then puts his hand up my shirt and squeezes one of my breasts.)

Fiancé: “Mine!”

Me: “Yes, that really is all yours!”