(I’m looking on a popular online auction site for cheap self-cleaning/filtered kitty litter trays. It’s Friday and we rent our house. I’ve just found exactly what I’m looking for.)

Me: “Ew… It’s been used. Would you buy a used toilet?”

Husband: “Would you?”

Me: “No, I want your answer first.”

Husband: “Your toilet was used before you… You use public restrooms; they’ve been used before you…”

(I look at my husband and my mind just blows.)

Me: “Touché!”

Husband: “I just saw your mind explode.”