(I have just gotten home from work and haven’t changed yet. I pull my shirt up so my husband can see my bra. He really doesn’t respond so a moment later:)

Me: “Hey, did you even see what bra I have on?”

Husband: *without looking up* “Yeah, the super lacy, fancy one that make your boobs look big.”

Me: “Do you wanna know why I am wearing the super fancy one to work?”

Husband: “I guess… Is it because you didn’t have any others to wear today?”

Me: “Why is that the first thing you think of? I mean, you’re right, all my others are in the wash, but still!”

Husband: “I trust you too much to think of anything else.”

(He is no fun!)