I’m at a church Christmas party, and we’re doing a white elephant gift exchange. A woman is opening a box full of items, and one is a whistle. [Woman] is known for being a bit out there.

Woman: “A whistle! I can use this for [Husband]! When I blow it, he comes!”

We all die laughing.

Woman: *Confused* “Why is everyone laughing?”

Husband: “I’ll explain it to you later…”