I’m a woman, having a first date with a guy. We get on to the topic of previous relationships, which I don’t have an issue talking about, but men can get a bit weird about it. I start talking about my history.

Date: *Heavy sigh* “So, you’re not a virgin, then?”

Me: “No. Is that a problem?”

Date: “One day, I want to be the one to make the vagina.”

Me: “What does that mean?”

Date: “I’d love to date a virgin since they don’t have vaginas. I want to be the first guy to make the hole.”

Me: “I’m not a Capri-Sun, thank you very much!”