I am a woman and have been chatting with a guy I connected with on a dating app. Then, he does the thing that is all too common on these apps. (I swear it’s over half of guys.) Completely and without any kind of warning or flirtation, he sends a d**k pic.

Guy: “So… you into it?”

Me: “Oh, my God! You need to go see a doctor ASAP! I’m a nurse, and that spot looks extremely dangerous and should be checked out immediately!”

Guy: “Wait, what spot?!”

Then, I just ghost them.

They likely won’t actually go see a doctor, but hopefully, it will scare the s*** out of them for a bit.