My wife and I only have one car and license between us, so I drive her to work in the morning. Recently, she bought an electric scooter so that she can take herself to work. For context and flavor, she’s not good with technology and distrusts flashy new tech.

Wife: “I’m surprised by how much I love my new electric scooter, since I’m usually a Luddite.”

Me: “Well, using an electric scooter doesn’t disrupt the labor market.”

Wife: “What do you mean? It put my chauffeur out of business.”