I am buying some scented candles. Another couple is nearby doing the same. The woman opens a candle jar and sniffs.

Woman: “Ugh! This says Ocean Breeze, but it doesn’t smell like our beach at all.”

Man: “Honey, this says notes of sea salt, jasmine, and driftwood. Our beach smells like warm Bud Light, seagull poop, and someone grilling six feet too close.”

The woman scoffed, placed the candle down angrily, and stormed away. The guy sighed and slowly walked after her.