My wife and I live near a city called Anderson. We frequently drive there for groceries, the hardware store, etc.

A few days ago, we were driving through town and passed a bus stop with a kiosk that read “CATS” on the side.

Wife: “You’d think they would have changed that ad by now.”

Me: “What ad?

Wife: “The ad for ‘Cats’ back there. How many years has it been since that came out?”

Me: “Since what came out?”

Wife: “The musical, ‘Cats’! I’ve seen that same ad up there for years!”

Me: “Uh, honey … that’s the name of the bus company. CATS is City of Anderson Transportation System.”

Wife: “What … seriously?! Omighod, I always thought that was an ad that they never took down! You must think I’m an idiot!”

I’d never say that out loud, dear. But I love you anyway.