I’m walking in the city with my girlfriend, and she crosses the road DIRECTLY next to the crossing, without even waiting for it to turn green. She does this a lot.

Me: “What’s your beef with crossings?”

Girlfriend: “I don’t like a little green man telling me what to do! I don’t like being told what to do by anyone.”

Me: “Oh, yeah… wait. How many times have you been hit by cars?”

Girlfriend: “…That’s irrelevant.”

It has been multiple times. She has not learned her lesson.