I’m pacing the self-checkout area when a couple approaches from one of the nearest aisles, ribbing each other. The man ups his speed to get to me before the woman does. 

Man: *Clearly joking* “Watch out! She’s stealing!”

He then continues toward the doors as the woman catches up with me.

Woman: “What did he say?”

Me: *Smiling brightly* “He said that you’re beautiful, and every minute with you is a joy!”

Woman: “He did not!” *Turning to yell at the man* “You’d better like her; she’s lying for you!”

He just laughed as he waited for her at the door, and they walked out, still “arguing”.