I am walking past a rickshaw one night with a dude and a lady in it, and the lady says:

Lady: “I always feel bad for these guys. I feel like I’m too heavy.”

And instead of reassuring her, the guy says:

Guy: “Oh, don’t even worry about it. These guys could carry a moose!”

I think he knew as soon as it left his mouth that he wasn’t getting anywhere on that date.