My wife and I are discussing whether to have our daughter tested for autism.

Me: “I mean, we can certainly get her tested if you want, but I’m not so sure.”

Wife: “I think maybe the reason you don’t notice it as easily as I do is that you might be on the autism spectrum yourself.”

Me: “‘Spectrum’ anagrams to ‘crumpets.’”

Wife: “See, that’s what I’m talking about.”