I was on crutches when I had to take a flight. They called a flight attendant who was scheduled for a different flight later to wheel me onto the plane since she was just waiting around.

She was helping me get in my seat when she saw her husband. With another woman sucking on his face. Sitting together on the plane. In matching shirts.

What I could tell from the screaming match that erupted is that he’d told her he was going away on business to some other place than where this plane was headed.

The cheapskate didn’t even pony up for a different airline because he could fly for free on his wife’s.

The worst part? Her supervisor led her off the plane, and as he was chastising her, he told her she would likely lose her job over the “public display”.

On my return flight, she was still there, so she was still employed! I asked her how she was doing, and she reassured me that she would be fine. She had removed her husband from her family account, and this cancelled his return flight unless he ponied up the difference in cash.