My fiancé currently has [contagious illness]. Luckily, he felt it coming on early and has done a good job of isolating from me.

One day, he suggested I take the dog for a walk. Because we’d be outside, I suggested that he could come with us. He loved that idea, and we got ready to go.

Me: “Wear a mask, please.”

Fiancé: “I was going to keep one in my pocket and just put it on if we run into people.”

Me: “I mean… I’m people…”

Fiancé: *Sheepishly* “Oh, right…”

It’s not just customers.